how's your mom 

When one takes their hand and puts it under someones boob and caresses it. Saying "Hows Your Mom"

"Jess walked up to me and I caressed her boob saying, "How's your mom."

how's your mom by J Rizz June 25, 2006

Your Mom 

The overused comeback or answer for pretty much anything. Even if its overused, sometimes, when used correctly, it can still be funny.

Dude #1: Look at the cute kittycat!
Dude #2: Your Moms a cute kittycat.

Your Mom by Concita May 13, 2006

mikey's mom 

to violenty eat a woman out while shaking your head. while making a bluh bluh bluh sound

i walked down stairs to get a drink of water to see my mom doing a mikey's mom

i went all mikey's mom on cassie

mikey's mom by mdchsgumps March 6, 2010

keltons mom 

The hottest milf I've ever seen! Love to have sex with her!

Keltons mom sexy

keltons mom by milflover November 5, 2013

Dawson's mom

A sexually adventurous woman capable of taking 12 solid inches of man meat without even blinking. I'm packing 13 inches, so she couldn't handle it. Also known for making copious amounts of pourage and playing with Reggie's testicles like they were the last pair of testicles on earth.

Dawson's mom let me take a dump on her chest, then asked for seconds.

Dawson's mom by Mcurtiss December 15, 2008

your mom 

A normal response when a person is unable to come up with an intelligent comeback. Usually used by those with little or no imagination.

Guy 1: I need to get my car checked out.
Guy 2: I checked your mom out.

your mom by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 25, 2004

White mom 

Well, there can be many different white moms. Some are strict, some are not. A lot of white moms let their kids do whatever they want, some dont. White moms wear some off brand shoes from walmart. They usually have blonde hair. White moms love country music too.

Guy 1-bro why is she wearing Walmart shoes it’s 2019!!
Guy 2-It’s probably a white mom lol

White mom by Atlanta456 March 25, 2019