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House

Verb.
To beat ruthlessly or to kick the shit out of as a form of retaliation.
"This guy got drunk and tried flirting with an underaged girl so me and my guys housed his ass."
by Haji Stardust June 17, 2022
mugGet the Housemug.

House

Before house was used as the departure we live inside now it was originally Called The Sanotorium Meaning Mental Asylum But 10 times worse and locked in a 2 foot wide room with the height of 4 foot this was incredibly small and bad for tall Inmates
Guard : you will be doing 3 weeks in House
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.
King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.
by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022
mugGet the English Cream Housemug.

House call

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.
Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”
by Devin2264 March 6, 2022
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Hangin In The Guest House

Hang that phat cock in this ole’ girls guest house honey! Then you’ll be hangin in the guest house.
by Straight Up Ums July 11, 2025
mugGet the Hangin In The Guest Housemug.

Going to Aidrec's house

The act of visiting someone's house with sexual intent.
Person 1: Hey are you free later?
Person 2: No, I'm going to Aidrec's house.
Person 1: You freak.
by HelloMoth October 31, 2024
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Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
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