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Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.
When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.
by MadamexXx March 17, 2009
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splinter dick

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.
by violethaze August 6, 2008
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Dick Flanagan

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
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Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.
by C Mitchell March 27, 2009
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dick implosion

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013
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dick dazed

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.
""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"
by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014
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quick dick

1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.
1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
by a55hor53 May 11, 2014
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