aids cat 

Literally, a cat that has FIV living on a back porch in Jacksonville, FL, waiting to be taken to the cat sanctuary. Used appropriately as an expletive to describe bad situations or people.

2007-08 UK basketball is an aids cat.
The guy who just broke up with me is a fucking aids cat.
The guy who, on the first date, seriously asked me "Do you wanna see it?" is an aids cat!

aids cat by Philifrodick March 21, 2008

Year of the Cat 

To skillfully manipulate a friend's neurochemical landscape before playing him or her a song that immediately becomes one of the best songs of their life.

"How was last night?"
"Pretty good.. we stayed up late at Tom's and then out of nowhere - Boom! - He totally Year of The Catted me.

Year of the Cat by AlStewart July 25, 2011

Wampus Cat 

Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.

Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.

Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.

Wampus Cat by jmalphrus October 20, 2009

The Hay Guys Cat 

A beautiful cat that was in love with Taylor, Tara, and Poonai all at once, but Taylor broke it off and now it is complicated. The Hay Guys Cat is a she and she likes to go by "Hay" or "HGC" for short. The HGC Virus can be contracted from The Hay Guys Cat. It involves uncontrollable laughing, the constant need to think and say "HAY GUYS" out loud in an obnoxious voice, and itchy hives. There is no known cure

-"Hay Guys"
-"Hay, have you seen The Hay Guys Cat lately? She hasn't been returning my calls."
-"Did you check Mikula's room?"

The Hay Guys Cat by HGC Lover November 1, 2008

two girls one cat 

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

two girls one cat by carlosamelioandwatson May 18, 2011

pet the cat 

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

pet the cat by darck_cide January 31, 2007

The Cat 

The most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. These fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and snobby, that however, is pure nonsense. Their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. Their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. Their so-called "arrogance" is an example of their superior intelligence. You will never own a greater living thing than The Cat.

Mr Tinkles, The Cat, world domination. The Cat is all mighty The Cat is your lord and savior

The Cat by Le Cat Womeness August 12, 2012