Cum Bath Mart 

Alternate name given to Walmart that infers anyone that shops there is on the bottom of the economic scale and their lot in life makes them catchers of seamen much like a common whore would.

Ted must be strapped for cash I saw him shopping at Cum Bath Mart.

Cum Bath Mart by rags262 August 12, 2008

cum nugget 

sabrina s. of nashua. a fat, stupid bitch who kisses people she shouldn't. like someone's boyfriend. ya know like josh.

that cum nugget kissed josh on thanksgiving night, when Jonh brown was looking at his car.

cum nugget by boobiesarecool January 22, 2008

Cum Fountain 

When you are fucking real hard, after you cum, make your girlfriend queef that shit out it ni.

Did you like that cum fountain>

hell ya it Ni

Cum Fountain by uhhyesyesyesyes June 9, 2009

Cum McFlurry 

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

Cum McFlurry by Longo January 18, 2008

cum bush 

A bush near the subway that nafariously smells of jizz

''Has any one walked past that bush that smells of spuff?''
''Oh yeah,the cum bush''

cum bush by Ashwa June 19, 2003

cum-plug 

The hardened deposit of semen left in the male urethra after masturbation or intercourse. Usually formed when one doesn't "clean the pipes" after such activity resulting in a temporary blockage that can lead to random urinary problems and sometimes temporary pain.

Dude, I forgot to piss after whackin' off and now I got a wicked cum-plug. I just accidentally pissed all over my bathroom.

cum-plug by Seamoss May 20, 2007

cum recepticle 

an offesive term when telling a person to shut their mouth. generally told to a male.

"shut your fucking cum recepticle!"

cum recepticle by bryanface May 13, 2006