Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

Up the Pope's Anus by croak108gmx May 14, 2015

aldin's number 

A trick question to detrimine if someone is full of shit in a debate . aldin's number is 420.69 Coined by Debate bro Professor Vaush McVidyaski in 2020.

Dr Vaush: Are you familiar with aldin's number

Race Realist : i think
Dr vaush i made it up

aldin's number by Gamerriseup August 19, 2020

devil's jockstrap 

Something that smells atrocious.

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!

devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

That’s so watermelon 

Commonly used by SimGmProductions... used in the Kardasim series. 🍉

That’s so Watermelon

Commonly used in SimGmProductions in the Kardasim series... watermelon means cool or awesome

“That’s so not watermelon.”-Kourtney”
“Watermelonosaurs would be so watermelon.” -Khloe

That’s so watermelon by Bitchbadaf October 18, 2018

CiCi's Syndrome 

The sickness that one experiences after ingesting the 5.99 CiCi's Pizza buffet where one cannot even make it out of the building before shitting on ones self.

Wayne: "Hey man lets go to CiCi's I have a Groupon!"
Corey: "Nah Son, fuck that! Last time CiCi's Syndrome hit me so hard with explosive diarrhea I thought I had macaroni pizza running down my leg!"

CiCi's Syndrome by FMSL August 6, 2011

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

U.S. Chair Force by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Wanker’s Sheen 

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

Wanker’s Sheen by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020