john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs

that guy is john farmer.

john farmer by quaner January 4, 2022

John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

John David by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022

John Green

Hank Green’s brother

Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…

John Green by Fat stupid bitch January 4, 2022

John-Thomas 

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

John-Thomas by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022

John Wicked 

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

John Wicked by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John Cena 

Who's that? Never seen him before.

:D "Yo bro, have you heard about this John Cena guy?"
:P "John Cena? Who's that? Never seen him before."

John Cena by SNOU January 18, 2022

John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy

Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!

John Kennedy by I<3mitski January 18, 2022