horsefed 

Being given some bullshit, being told a lie.

"Shane told me he forgot to pick me up from soccer practice, turns out I was being horsefed and he went to the strip club instead."

horsefed by HammerNail October 9, 2023

horseshack 

1. Character defined in the comedy show "welcome back Kotter"

2. Dead cattle

The coyotes got loose in my pasture. Look at all this horseshack.

horseshack by Bekkalynnb October 16, 2023

horsepocket 

Another name of asshole, that you can say around kids and no one will know what you mean.
Horse is another name for donkey aka ass
Pocket is a type of hole

Those children are being horsepockets.

horsepocket by Teachersdrinktoo October 29, 2023

Horsey 

Crooked rhinoplasty mutt that needs to be sent to the farm and trained not to be a slag, cunty little fucker.

neigh neigh brrrrrrr

look its a horsey named Abee!

Horsey by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction 

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction by D Flawless December 12, 2023

horseshoe 

When Zionist venue owners/management cancel events at the last minute so as to try to cancel humanitarian Palestinian events

"oh man, did you hear, JJ's cancelled the Fundraiser for Gaza Children last minute"
"damn, Zionist pressure caused BB's to horseshoe the fundraiser for girls education last week, too!"

horseshoe by hevalatia December 19, 2023

Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve 

A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.

Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!

Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve by Nion_YT January 4, 2024