by josh paki January 23, 2025

by n0body. July 28, 2023

When authorities dont have anything to do so they nit-pick about small things to feel like they're important
(i.e. school ID's, Parking Spots, Dress Code)
Also to give school security a sense of somewhat meaning
(i.e. school ID's, Parking Spots, Dress Code)
Also to give school security a sense of somewhat meaning
Wayne: Hey Johnny wheres your school ID?
Johnny: I don't have it, sorry wayne
Wayne: Sorry, Johnny I'm going to write you up now
Johnny: If you know my name doesn't it defeat the purpose of a school ID?
Wayne: Yes, actually it does, but the school pays me tens of thousands of dollars a year to basically sit on my ass and do nothing, so now I actually have to do something
Johnny: Wow, Wayne thats really Park Hillish of you
Johnny: I don't have it, sorry wayne
Wayne: Sorry, Johnny I'm going to write you up now
Johnny: If you know my name doesn't it defeat the purpose of a school ID?
Wayne: Yes, actually it does, but the school pays me tens of thousands of dollars a year to basically sit on my ass and do nothing, so now I actually have to do something
Johnny: Wow, Wayne thats really Park Hillish of you
by A Giant Black Man May 17, 2010

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.
by Joeycuzz19 November 30, 2018

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.
Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower
Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"
Willies freind "right"
Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"
Willies freind "right"
by Will700 December 13, 2023

The biggest slut alive. If you’re trying to get your body count up give her a call, doesn’t matter if has a boyfriend or not she will still fuck you
Aiden “I’m got 12 bodies and I want to have more than Chad before the New Year…”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
Nate “Oh, but up Maddie Parks, she loves cheating on her boyfriend and riding tiny ducks!”
by LTR23232323 November 16, 2021
