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May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.
"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"
by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022
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May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.
dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.
by pssyslayer69 November 3, 2020
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May 11th

If you’re talking to someone you’ve never talked to before online. Send them a risky nude on May 11th
by D_ruzzle May 10, 2021
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Minh My Mai

Hey that is minh my mai the 3 little sluts
by 3means November 21, 2021
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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.
“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”
by PannyRipper April 18, 2024
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May 11

Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11
by Donny2Hotty May 11, 2024
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May 3rd or 4th

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.
« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »
by John Fartston April 19, 2025
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