I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

I’ll Look Into it

What you say when you want someone to think you’ll do something, but you actually won’t.

Kathy: Can you please stop harassing my geese??
Me: I’ll look into it.

by Slopchop September 5, 2022

I'll see you on the internet

Another way of saying "I'll see you later" this term transforms the physical presence of someone and assumes that the next interaction with the other person will be virtual.

Person 1: It was great talking with you but I have to run to a meeting in downtown.
Person 2: No worries, I'll see you on the internet.

by AFallet1 October 27, 2022

I'll Be Right Back

The one who says this can return whenether they want

I'll Be Right Back

by I'll BRB November 3, 2022

I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo

cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

This was the order by the antagonist Big Smoke in the game GTA: San Andreas. This only appears during the Mission "Drive-Thru".

CJ: I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: I'll take a number 9 just like his.
Sweet: I'll get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by BlepgTheAcuraNSXGuy2018 December 16, 2022

i'll be home for quismois

A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."

Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.

by Zon’t Zo It December 25, 2022