Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.
by AccurateDictionary November 27, 2018
Get the Lumpkin County High School mug.A high school in southern california. It boasts an International Baccalaureate program which is overrated. The students in the program act like elitists and snobs to everyone who isn't. At Newbury Park High, if you aren't taking at least Half IB classes and aren't getting straight As you aren't going to college according to IB students. Every now and then there is a phenomenal athlete who goes to a D1 school but other than that every sports team that makes it to CIF has lost in either of the first 2 rounds. Some of the guys try to act like bad-asses but none of the fights last longer than 10 seconds. As some describe it, the students don't care enough to start fights. The students at NP are all smart (except the burnout stoners), the difference is how much the student doesn't care. The really smart IB kids care a lot but they are a small minority, the smart kids in AP don't care enough to do IB and are just in it for the extra boost on their GPA and the dumb are still smart but don't care enough to apply themselves. This is probably due to the safe and protective atmosphere where parents don't let their children leave Newbury Park's borders at night for fear of the outside world.
by boredpanther September 18, 2010
Get the Newbury Park High School mug.Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.
by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010
Get the Colonie Central High School mug.Rival to the Woodlands High School and Oak RIdge. Mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. The pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. If you aren't in the Academy of Science and Technology, good luck because you're on your own. Nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having sex. The assistant principals' sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. The school food is shit, so if you don't want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. The teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. There is a self-titled "Relevant Group" that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. Also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the Mexican 'gangs'.
Person 1: Hey, you know that school College Park High School?
Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!
Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.
Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.
Person 2: The one with 3,000 white kids, 900 Mexicans, and 100 black kids? It sucks!
Person 1: At least it's not as snobby as the Woodlands High School.
Person 2: Yeah, those people are asses.
by woodlands inhabitant October 9, 2016
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1. Where you can have a 4.5 and still barely be in the top 20% of your grade.
2.Not known for any good sports, except maybe golf... or marching band and maybe swimming.
3. A place where students in Calculus talk about doing pot in the back of the class room and still maintain an A.
4. "Best Public School in Cary", maybe the world.
5. Also Known As: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. Home to the WORST drivers at a High School.
1. Where you can have a 4.5 and still barely be in the top 20% of your grade.
2.Not known for any good sports, except maybe golf... or marching band and maybe swimming.
3. A place where students in Calculus talk about doing pot in the back of the class room and still maintain an A.
4. "Best Public School in Cary", maybe the world.
5. Also Known As: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. Home to the WORST drivers at a High School.
Examples:
1. Green Hope High School Student: Aww Man, I only have a 4.5, I'll never get into college.
Other School Student: YEAH I HAVE A 4.5 I'M TOP OF MY CLASS!!
2. GH Student: How many football games did we win again?
Other GH Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... winning.
3. Calc Student 1: I need to calm down. I can get some good weed.
Calc Student 2: Yeah I have an A in here let's do it Tuesday!
4. Maybe not the world...
5. Middle School Student 1: Where are you going to high school?
Middle School Student 2: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. There were three pile-ups, with twelve different cars on the same day. Also, you cannot have a parking spot without having your car scraped by the frenzy of students trying to go home.
1. Green Hope High School Student: Aww Man, I only have a 4.5, I'll never get into college.
Other School Student: YEAH I HAVE A 4.5 I'M TOP OF MY CLASS!!
2. GH Student: How many football games did we win again?
Other GH Student: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... winning.
3. Calc Student 1: I need to calm down. I can get some good weed.
Calc Student 2: Yeah I have an A in here let's do it Tuesday!
4. Maybe not the world...
5. Middle School Student 1: Where are you going to high school?
Middle School Student 2: No Hope for Green Dope.
6. There were three pile-ups, with twelve different cars on the same day. Also, you cannot have a parking spot without having your car scraped by the frenzy of students trying to go home.
by This Is So Not Even January 24, 2011
Get the Green Hope High School mug.A high school in Pueblo, Colorado known for having the most teen bodybuilders per capita. Besides eating Chipotle (at least 3 times a week), working out (only upper body), and partying on the weekends, South kids really don't do a whole lot. You can find the halls packed with tools flexing and taking selfies ("I'm Zyzzz Brah!"), hoes talking about yoga pants, and ratchets caking on lip balm. One thing is for sure, if you go anywhere near this school, make sure to have a gym membership, protein shake, Starbucks coffee, and or iphone. Warning: It is always bulking season, no legs November, and arm day.
by beerbrah November 7, 2013
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The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.
Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!
The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.
Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!
Lake howell high school is run by the devil, who wants all her devilish ways to be put into the devilish institution.
by silverhawk October 20, 2008
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