inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

by itsnotc September 27, 2010

E-Boner

Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.

Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.

by ThatOneGuy92 November 5, 2010

Roman Bone Fisting

The act of a man and woman mutually fisting each other. The trick is for both people to have a loose bone in there asshole so there is a faint clicking sound.

Suzie and Jonathan have Roman Bone Fisting parties every night.

by ChetMaster12 November 15, 2010

Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

by theindiearmy August 13, 2011

Amsterdam bonfire

The act of smoking a large amount of weed.

Dude 1: Hey, what should we do tonight?

Dude 2: We should get together and have an Amsterdam bonfire!

by Mo Cowbell August 25, 2011

Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on

"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"

by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011

James Bondiac

A person who is totally obsessed with the James Bond franchise. One who has seen every movie and played every James Bond video game ever made.

"If you ever have any questions about James Bond, ask Tim. He's a total James Bondiac"

by 007fan November 21, 2011