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tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.
Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.
by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010
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don't care (hand gesture)

The Don't Care hand gesture consists of the sweep of the right arm with an open palm, followed by the abrupt closing of the hand in front of the face, at this point, you yell out "Don't Care". It is symbolizes shutting a cell-phone and neglecting to answer a phone call from an unwanted caller.
Example:

At a large party, Amanda looks at her phone. It is from Ashley, a friend she is avoiding all night. She opens it, waves it front of her, shuts it, and yells "Don't Care." The room erupts in laughter. Thus, completing the don't care (hand gesture).
by dramaguy July 1, 2009
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Big Mash Panda Hands

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.
Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands
by salamwalad October 13, 2011
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Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.
by maxflight June 19, 2010
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Put the foot in the hand

1.) The act of applying effort to try to achieve the ideal.

e.g. "I am on my eighth round of donkey kong, i'm about to put the foot" would be applied as proper use of "Putting the foot into the hand" or also referred to as "Putting the foot near and/or around the hand". In the past tense "I just put the foot in that round weeeooo" would be a proper use of said past tense "Put the foot" or "Put the foot in the hand" e.g. "I put the foot into the hand its so unreal holy cow."

2.) Smashing buttons incorrectly to properly smash together combo moves in Skate 3, without any actual skating experience.

e.g. "You think you are so good at this shit, why don't you go put your foot in your hand. Puttin the put put footin the put in the hand hand in the put puttin the foot in the hand hand in the foot foot in the hand hand in the footin the hand in the foot foot in the hand hand in the footin the... etc.

3. Gary Coleman
I am about to put the foot in the hand.
by samsonz99 March 15, 2011
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right hand milf

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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Italian Hand Shake

The act of a male Italian construction worker while in a Port-O-John, wiping with his hand and then shaking his white supervisor's hand.
He just did an Italian Hand Shake!!
by georgiiiiiiieeee Kaaayyyyyy November 19, 2011
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