twatit

An (usually), unexpected and, (usually), unwelcome visit from a friend or someone you know, who may be, (or may not be), actually quite a loveable twat.

Hey Amy, I just got a bloody twatit from that idiot Stevie...(giggles), my god he's mostly pretty amusing but he can be a reet twat sometimes...

by idiocracy62 February 27, 2024

Twatanator

Someone who sucks toes

Jaiya is such a big twatanator

by Helloguysbobby123 December 1, 2023

Twatanator

Someone who sucks toes for a living

Jaiya is a twatanator

by Helloguysbobby123 December 1, 2023

Twatstard

A cross between a twat and a bastard. Usually encountered in a bar in a crowd from work and you never realised just what a "twatsard" he/she/it was until now.

I used to quite like him until the twatstard started spouting the company line.

by WoodenTop December 9, 2023

Twatfish

The fishes that swim in gapping hole that is Robinka’s mamma’s vagine.

That’s a pretty twatfish, but oh my good the smell!

by Honky Hank III December 19, 2023

Twattertarian

Generally synonymous or related to 'Twatter', 'OffendItarian' and 'OffendAtarian'. (Similarly related to 'Political Correctness,' Woke Comedy', (an idiotic 'oxymoron',presumably derived from 'Moron'?) The word itself, originating from a rather clever and slightly smug blend of Twatter', and the type of 'Offensive Vegetarian' that you find seated next to you at a wedding dinner and scowling because you prefer the 'Chicken' option. Not an honest, quid pro quo and empathetic Vegetarian, like me Mum, who cooks us all a superb Sunday roast lamb dinner at her home , with her own vegetarian option, and quite rightly expects and receives the same sort of respect, empathy and consideration as She shows to us, or 'quid pro quo' if you prefer, in our homes. A Twattertarian is the dominant ignorant minority, the sort of ignorant Twat that would quicky re-TWEET in stead of re-SEARCHING first. They generally are the type of extremely ignorant minority twat that has the loudest voice and have been making, and continue to make, life miserable for all humanity. Live just one day in the shoes of other Cultures or Tribes, with all Classes, before you stick your destructive nose in, eh?

Why are the the lives/society of the vast majority of decent, honest and peaceful 'equatorial minded' people, who simply want to lead happy, secure and empathetic 'live-and-let-live' lives, made so miserable by the conflicts created by the absurdly disproportionately loud, influential and controlling minority of Twattertarians from the 'North' & South Poles? Simply put, why is it always just one person that spoils the party for everyone else?

by idiocracy62 August 16, 2024

twatstalked

When someone posts something so unbelievably stupid on social media that you end up looking at their profile to see what other dumb shit they have posted

I twatstalked that idiot who posted about the chemtrails, their profile was nothing but Birds not being real and 5G causing Covid

by Mr TwatStalk March 16, 2024