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School of Rock

School of Rock, I mean, School og Gay, was a retarted ass movie
by bobie November 13, 2004
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Swedish Friday on the Rocks

"Swedish Friday on the Rocks" is a procedure with intricate sexual acts on which the male and the female perform grotesque and vile tasks during sexual intercourse. The first act will be drinking 1-2 liters of water (may be tap, compacted, toilet, etc.) and waiting 2-4 hours for the urination process to commence. During this time, the female has the optional opportunity to purchase a nose plug or another type of plug. The female may use other commonplace objects (such as a cork, a rubber stopper, etc.). Once the urination process begins, the male plays the role of the "urinator", in which he controls all of his urine to curve its trajectory, thereby landing snuggly into the nostril(s) of the female, or the "urinatee".

Once the urination is finished, the female holds her head and neck backwards (65°-90°) while the male stands (either on or off the bed), masturbating until stopping to ejaculation. While the male ejaculates, he attempts to land all of his ejaculate into the female's navel, AKA the "belly button". After landing his ejaculation, the female must then carefully and confidently transfer the urine flown into her nostril earlier, and into the female navel. The male must then obtain a cup or glass. The origination of "Swedish Friday on the Rocks" suggested by Swedish paupers and now Swedish millionaires, recommends that the male should obtain a shot glass that holds 0.5-1 oz.
For our conception, I think we'll just do Swedish Friday on the Rocks.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
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Pop Rock Snog

A Mating Ritual done by horny human teenagers: the male pours pop rocks into his mouth, and then makes out with another female.
My boyfriend and I love to Pop Rock Snog!
by Emo-Fae.Org February 9, 2005
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fraggle my rock

Surprisingly out of this realm of such sorts.
Kid friendly way with a 80s twist of say no fucking way .... shut the front door

Or a good shag ...

Fraggle Rock an epic 80s TV show you never know what will happen down in fraggle rock
Well Fraggle my rock you don't say. (Mind blown)

After a good shag- you fraggled my rock
by jinxjax January 9, 2020
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scissors paper rock

A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.
Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.
by joveblue July 10, 2004
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rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole
i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll
by mr smith March 8, 2005
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Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
by West Neil September 21, 2008
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