Decoy pissing

Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic

“Haha he’s decoy pissing so the dean doesn’t catch him rippin his nic”

by BigPat710 December 9, 2021

Rest In Piss

If God is real he's roasting in he'll forever Sam.

Hym "Another day. Another dead shit-lib. Rest in Piss Michael Brookes."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

Piss Chillin

The feeling of ultimate relaxation akin to the sensation one experiences when taking a long piss.

Damn, Mike looks like he is so comfortable on the couch. “Yeah man he is Piss Chillin”

by VontheDeliClerk March 6, 2023

Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.

Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.

by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019

piss hell

when your in school and need go piss, but cant because the teacher isnt letting you and nearly start to piss yourself

goddamn it teacher why do you let me stay in piss hell

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 11, 2022