Simp

A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it

Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about

by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020

Simp

Jamie Dunne

You know Jamie, he's a simp

by JamieIsASimp January 22, 2020

simp

a male who will attempt to manipulate a female into sex through sympathy. can also be classified as a cuck in certain circumstances.

I really like you but I’m afraid of your dad, your mom is nice and I play in the church band. I’m a SIMP

by swiveleyed’destroyer’of’worlds December 5, 2022

Simp

A man who treats women with respect and honor for the sole intent of sex/ sexual activities.

(Person 1)- Yo that kid Mikey is simp and a half my dude

(Person 2)- Yeah, he's been on Rebecca for months now

by samlikelasagna69 January 28, 2020

Simp

Some one that would do anything too be with that proson : mathew is a simp for kenzie

Marc: mathew the simp

by anonymous September 7, 2020

SIMP

When a guy would do anything and everything for a girl just to get summa dat ass

R: “Pretty sure if M got a sex change G would SIMP so far and actually become gay for her just to get summa dat ass”
G: *white knight but also gay*

by Notges March 16, 2020

Simp

A person, most likely male, that will do or say anything to get some coochie.

Shea Taylor from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is the biggest simp on planet earth.

by NylonBurrito March 27, 2020