Mexican Hairdryer

When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.

Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.

by Ballsdeep404 March 20, 2023

mexican

a seb

man your a mexican

by blackkmann7 June 20, 2023

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by anonymous August 13, 2024

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021

Mexican druggie

Someone who will die before 21 due to drugs and may have started LSD as a kid

Yes the Mexican druggie is in the hospital

by Spedspedsped6969 May 7, 2021

The mexican current

The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm

“Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier”

by babycrusher April 13, 2020