mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .

Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .

by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022

Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you

Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother

by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022

mexican dirtymax

A Mexican American who drives a Chevy Duramax diesel.

There goes a Mexican dirtymax driving down the road

by Jdm4life1272 January 17, 2018

mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 22, 2024

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 18, 2022

Mexican Hairdryer

When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.

Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.

by Ballsdeep404 March 21, 2023

The mexican current

The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm

“Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier”

by babycrusher April 13, 2020