Allied Mastercomputer

Villain from book named “I have no mouth and I must scream” by REDACTED

You are evil like Allied Mastercomputer

by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025

Normie Masterpiece

A film that's generally hailed as a masterpiece by average movie-goers or non film watchers.

Term coined by YourMovieSucks when discussing Sinners on Sardonicast.

"Despite being Normie Masterpieces, I still think Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are still great films."

"Wow, everyone's raving about this new horror film, looks like a new Normie Masterpiece."

"I can see the cultural impact but I wasn't totally into it. It's a good Normie Masterpiece, for sure."

"Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's Normie Masterpiece, Death Proof is my Favourite."

by BigAlJohnson509 August 22, 2025

the masters school

if you're one of the few straight people at this school, you're a real one, not many like you. keep doin what you're doin

Person one: there are so many gay people at the masters school.

person two: aren't you gay?

person one: just because I go to the masters school doesn't mean I'm gay!

person two: ...

person three: are my eyes too red to go to class?

by LIGIBITIQUA January 4, 2026

The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.

Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:

by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience May 2, 2011

paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over

Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.

by mo40 August 12, 2012

sculpting a masterpiece

When your significant other strokes your penis and it slowly becomes larger

Hey gerald when are you coming round to the party
I'll be there soon this girl I met is sculpting a masterpiece right now

by Most gerald man May 1, 2020

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021