John Turnering 

He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld

Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks

John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks

John Turnering by tarzanuron November 24, 2021

John-Dag 

The most handsome boy.... very cute. He might look innocent but he’s hella annoying but fun to be around. You might not want him around most of the time but when he’s not there you tend to miss him.... he’s the best younger brother

Look over there he looks annoying... I’m sure it’s John-Dag. But he’s fun to be around

John-Dag by Thee_purrfect_star November 24, 2021

John Danger 

Big gay loves men and BBC

I’m John danger and I’m gay hehe

John Danger by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021

John Danger 

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.

"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"

John Danger by Chaos bb November 24, 2021

JOHN DANGER 

A Gay cute looking dude with a massive amount of post nut clarity inside of him and hes in love with cash as well

JOHN DANGER IS A CUTIE

JOHN DANGER by CASHEND November 24, 2021

John Derek 

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.

John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.

John Derek by Jaza23 November 25, 2021

john thomas cornwell 

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.

i am in love with john thomas cornwell

john thomas cornwell by brownie_chels November 29, 2021