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a monkey fucking a football 

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1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.
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fucking • fucking idiot • Fucking A • Fucking Retard • fucking shit • fucking mint • Fucking the dog • Fucking cheers mate • fucking cunt • fucking faggot

Who fucking cares?

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A retardedly overused forumpic.
Who fucking cares? by dj gs68 June 22, 2003

complete fucking plank 

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A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible
G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!
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Ballistic fucking ape shit 

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When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.
"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"
Ballistic fucking ape shit by Tjoppie August 28, 2015
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Shirt fucking

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When one or more people in a purely sexual relationship refuse to take their shirt off during intercourse, so as to maintain the mystery should a more personal, intimate relationship develop
Oh for gods sake Peter! Are we shirt fucking again? Just give it up already, I feel we are well suited mature adults. Is it because you have a superfluous nipple?
Shirt fucking by Phuk dat April 26, 2017
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Knuckle Fucking Chuckle Head

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noun: knuckle-head

a stupid person.

adjective: fucking

used to emphasize or express annoyance with someone or something.

noun: chuckle-head

a stupid person
Going opposing traffic with lights and sirens whilst the oncoming traffic does not pull to the right and stops directly in front of you with a deer and a head lights look.

"Man that guys a KNUCKLE FUCKING CHUCKLE HEAD"
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