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Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!
Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle
by Jearle219 May 26, 2018
mugGet the Douche nuggetmug.

Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.
Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!
by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018
mugGet the Scientolo-Douchemug.

Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
mugGet the Douche-talking.mug.

Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
by bbkate_r August 22, 2012
mugGet the Combative Douchemug.

Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.
by MLGPure October 3, 2020
mugGet the Douchemug.

Douche Mecca

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."
by NonPC Fox October 13, 2016
mugGet the Douche Meccamug.

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