1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
Get the Douche Pocketmug. by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
Get the douche tartmug. A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015
Get the Super Douchemug. by Super_G February 17, 2022
Get the Douch Canoemug. 
Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024
Get the Douchemug. A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018
Get the Full-Douchemug.