When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
by Fabian guerr February 22, 2018
by Shrimp69 March 02, 2022
Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021
Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
by drappel August 15, 2020
To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
by Julz London April 10, 2022
To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
by Julz London April 10, 2022
A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022