Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
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wet the lug

someone who never f*cks up
“i’m not going near her, she’s such a wet the lug
“would you stop wetting my lug”
by marykate69 December 18, 2022
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wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.
“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan
by Howie Doon September 18, 2021
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Getting Your Stuff Wet

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.
by mikey massacre December 01, 2008
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Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad
by Calarovan February 14, 2019
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southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 04, 2015
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Wet Biscuit

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."
by Doota 69 October 11, 2020
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