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kissaster 

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!
Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!
kissaster by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

kissy fart 

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
kissy fart by menaphilbrax March 10, 2011

Kissmise 

A promise that is sealed with a kiss
Girlfriend: Promise to stay with me forever?
Boyfriend: I Kissmise
*Boyfriend kisses the Girlfriend*
Kissmise by JohnnyBGood June 7, 2013

Kissassery 

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.
Kissassery by Snakie July 12, 2013
A great girl with a shining possitive outlook on life.

Is a best friend for sure
Random guy:look how great that girl is

Random guy #2: she must be a Kissani!!
kissani by Bookbuddies December 19, 2015

Aussie Kissage 

To perform a full body sensual massage on a woman punctuated by frequent kisses to the area being massaged, and then completing the massage with an australian kiss.
My girlfriend couldn't wait to get her next Aussie Kissage.
Aussie Kissage by TallandThick September 26, 2015