fat gasp 

When someone has yummy looking food and you gasp in excitement.

I can't believe I just fat gasped over your shamrock shake!

fat gasp by SarahWT March 13, 2015

Fat Lousce

a fat wank

marceli just had a fat lousce in a public toilet cause he saw two people fucking outside in the woods

Fat Lousce by Magraz April 15, 2015

Fat World Problems 

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

Fat World Problems by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015

fat standing 

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

fat standing by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015

fat biffer 

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

fat biffer by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

fat cheese crust pizza 

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

fat cheese crust pizza by dank lad December 21, 2015

fat chavs 

Morbidly obese chavs

Look at that fat chavs over there, thinking he's big and 'ard.

fat chavs by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016