Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.
"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."
by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 22, 2008
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Get the Dick Dip mug.Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.
When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
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