cock thunder

When you have a big veiny triumph bastard of a cock and it gets so hard and railing a chick from behind so fucking hard Zeus himself comes down from the clouds and gives you a round of appaulse

What is zues doing here? He is making cock thunder

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

perfect cock

Built for pleasure

If they held a beauty contest for cocks, my perfect cock would always win
Cock

by Freaky 4 jess January 19, 2017

Couch cock

Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions

Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...

by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017

cock arm

A man who thinks he has big arms but in reality they have long, skinny, penis-looking arms.

Chad goes to the gym in a tank top to show off his guns, but everybody just sees his cock arms instead.

by Brad Underhill February 2, 2017

Sourdough cock

When your dick be given girls yeast infections.

Jason has a sourdough cock he did those girls dirty.

by Mac mega January 28, 2020

cock mumble

1 : guttural sounds made when trying to speak, sing or hum with a cock in one's mouth

2 : mumbling from the podium, making guttural sounds signaling pause, ignorance and mental defect while searching for the next word, as if the microphone is stuck inside the presenter's mouth and being sucked on like a cock

1 : Girl gets me off when she cock mumbles my favorite song.

2 : What a cock mumble that White House coronavirus briefing was.

by Word Ranch May 1, 2020

Cocks-Length

A term used to define a measurement or distance equal to the length of your penis, usually exaggerated.

Friend: Hey dude, how far is it to Disneyland from Nepal?
Me: Umm, I think it's like 3 Cocks-Lengths.
Friend: Keep dreamin pal!

by 3forint.com September 28, 2012