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Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.
My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.
by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024
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Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.
“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”
by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024
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Canada

One of the rare places other than the UK to:

-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.

-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun

-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.

-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.

- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.

-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
How much worse can Canada get?
by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024
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Canadian Bacon

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian
Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon
by grapelemonade February 6, 2024
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Caleab

He's charming and helps you with all your problems.He can get any girl he wants and is loyal no matter what. He is a freak and has a big cock but he is chill most of the time.
He likes to fight and play video games and sleep but he also has no problem working and making money. He is Goofy as hell and genuinely a good person and caring person even if u act like a bitch.
Do you know Caleab?
Yeah he's fine as shit
by Heyimhereforucj November 21, 2023
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Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023
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cakeaway

Let's go to the caf and get a cakeaway. It'll make you forget all about that asshole from last night!
by LagerHawk November 23, 2023
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