Zooting

The act of smoking marijuana whilst masturbating.

Zach! Zach! Are you Zooting or Edging?

by MrHe May 12, 2024

Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.

Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!

by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022

Zoot

A Zoot is a Chinese Watermelon

-Yo, did you see that advertisement for a Zoot? What even is that?
- Oh it’s a Chinese Watermelon, they sell them at the store

by whatsazoot? June 20, 2022

Zoot

The act of a female giving their best head (baby daddy/husband material)

Guy 1: I think Hillary really loves me cause she gave me the best zoot ever
Guy 2: No, she just likes to smoke blunts

by Itsyourgfxoxo June 21, 2022