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when you are hungry, chicken is the best 

" I can't sleep!" ~RM
"Why? Are you hungry?" ~SJ
"When you are hungry, chicken is the best!" ~RM

I know you are but what am I 

The best come back to any insult in the history of the planet. Using this phrase will completely destroy and annihilate your component, so only use of absolutely necessary. (Say they think Sam and cat is a good TV show)
Fred:Our mom just died

Joe:I know you are but what am I

i know you are, but what am i

the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.
person one:You gay

person two: i know you are, but what am i

whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH

i don't like the way you are talking to me. 

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

I like you for who you are 

i'll let you fuck me because you're rich
rich old guy: "hey young girl wanna date me?"
Macauly Culkin: "yes i like you for who you are"

Like Fun You Are 

Another way to say "Like hell you are!!"

When are denied certain privilages or rights.

It's just fun to say!
Kid: Hey mom! I'm going to the mall with my friends!

Mom: Like fun you are!!!!!!

Kid: um...yeah. That's kinda the point. We're gonna eat and go see a movie.

Mom: Like fun you are!!!!!!!!!!

Kid: Oh right, that means no...right?

Mom: Damn Skippy!

Kid: So I'm not going?

Mom: Damn Skippy You're Not!!