Woman

An object used for dishwashing, cooking and cleaning. An object which has the ability to talk-
Plural form: women/dishwashers

Man 1: Wassup Man 2 how is your woman?
Man 2: Really bad can't even cook neither wash my dishes, I will probably sell her in the black market or some shit
Man 1: Oh that's really bad, I can sell you one of my women if you want one of them.
Man 2: You sure homie?
Man 1: Yeah
Man 2: Thank you dude, this stupid bitch is always crying and shit I have had enough of this dishwasher.

by Real Nigga Tyrone August 26, 2017

woman

When compared to a man, a woman is

- less aggressive and violent
- less sadistic
- less anti-social
- less narcissistic
- better in school and college

A woman is awesome. The future is hers.

by The Happy Humanist May 30, 2010

Woman

Any person, whether male or female, that is considered inferior to those around them.

Zach failed his chemistry test. What a woman

by paper ninja September 24, 2009

Woman

Property that live to make sandwiches, if they disobey they get returned back to the woman making factory for repairs

Robert returned his woman after she refused to make him a sandwich

by pppoopoo man February 12, 2019

woman

No existsing manual entry!

Racaille:~ xSmurf$ man woman
No manual entry for woman

by The xSmurf May 4, 2005

woman

these bitches will not touch you. that's your uncle's job.

Guy 1: "bro fuck women, me and my uncle smash all the time."
Guy 2: "yeah your uncle's so much better than them anyway."

*woman hears conversation and cries like a little bitch*

by TACO TIDDIES January 10, 2022

woman

a creature very similar to man. so similar that many have mistaken women for men, and also for members of mankind. and, although woman and man can indeed mate and produce viable offspring, they are clearly not of the same species, characterized by their tendency to be sucubi and a general lack of logical thought processes altogether.

joe: "hey, i met this woman on the internet."
jack: "what, so you're into women now? that's sick man. bestiality is illegal you know."

by dystopiate November 6, 2007