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weapons of mass destruction

A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.

Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.
Come on. Do I really need to give one?
by globalgirl November 6, 2003
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Weapons Of Ass Destruction

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.
by Josh Panz February 11, 2005
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weapons of mass deception

1. what a government/international corporation uses to entice the population of a country/the world into making stupid decisions on politics/economics/society/ice-cream flavours etc.
"Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction" - British and American Governments (An Example of a Weapon of Mass Deception)
by winker July 8, 2003
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weaponhead

a human that will indeed hurt itself or others or kill oneself
davey table was a complete weaponhead
by Preso October 16, 2006
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Weapon eddd

Some bad ass dude that if you were to fight him would most probably kick seven shades of shit out of ya!
"Hey john, check that propa nazi lookin skin ed"
John: "Yea total weapon eddd!!!"
by Bert321 December 18, 2007
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wheat thin surprise

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.
Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.
by jilmagui February 24, 2011
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Wheat

Wheat is a term about when you feed two Minecraft cows and they smash their heads together and a baby cow comes out. Meaning the person wants to smash
by FetusDeletus69 April 26, 2020
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