Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

by GigglyPie January 22, 2009

virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.

You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.

by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018

virtual flasher

A person who sends a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.

I met this guy online and he turned out to be a virtual flasher.

by Amishoney January 25, 2015

Virtual Learning Centre

Online highschool for everyone in ontario
if you dont lock in at the first day of school your cooked
if you have decent grades and final exam season your cooked
if you have math but you didnt lock in at grade 8 & 7 your cooked

have fun

Person 1: yo i go to virtual learning centre (VLC)
Person 2: damnn it must be easyyy
person 1: its..... ok

by LVtrappy2 October 20, 2024

Virtual lag

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.

I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.

by electricpants February 19, 2017

Virtual Bulimia

The compulsion to heave photos of half eaten meals into the nearest Facebook.

"Yo, waz up? Your facebook photos are all of half eaten pizzas. You gotta deal with your virtual bulimia, man, and stop heaving on my eyeballs,"

by kazbo January 27, 2012

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020