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vincent

a nasty mf who leaves me on delivered and ghosts me. we used to be friends but he changed :(
“hi-“ i said, “shut up” vincent said.
by i am takis March 19, 2020
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Vincent

Don't be a vincent.
by J4ck-0-L4nt3rn December 20, 2016
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Vincent

A total asshole who gets dumber and dumber the older he gets. Defying the reality there, eh? But it's true. Extremely vain, selfish, and cares only about either himself, his feelings, or satisfying his dick. Acts like a total Jew but he's ASIAN and thinks he's hot shit. Likes to hoard money like a dragon hoards treasure and can't afford to take a girl out on a date although he hoards money. His balls are deflated and even though he likes to screw things with his average sized dick, nobody wants to screw him. His farts really smell terrible and the whole room can smell it but they're too grossed out to say anything because they refuse to breathe in air by talking when he farts. It's like a bomb went off when he farts. Homophobe who acts lovingly with "bros".
1: What's his name?
2: Vincent.
1: DICKSATISFIERWITHNOTHINGTOGIVE. OMG RUN THE FUCK AWAYYYY
by JENNYCRAIGSTERKING February 20, 2011
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Sexy beast with a 3000 iq. Typically sits and calls people racial slurs. Obviously bootylicious. And dislikes Jewish people cuz they are lazy niggers.
Vincent is least sus.
by crematoriums November 14, 2019
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Virden

One with a bald head, huge ego. A total retard. Claims to know everything about anything with a total disregard for how stupid he looks. Friends to no one, hated by all. The negative topic of discussion amongst the majority of a given work center.

The epitome of all things unacceptable and vile.
Person 1: Did you just see that?
Person 2: He Virdened up the whole situation.
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Person 1: Why do you look so upset? What happened?
Person 2: I stepped in a pile of Virden walking in.
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Person 1: Where were you?
Person 2: Dude, I sat down on the toilet and a huge Virden exploded out of my ass.
by WalkerTexasSniper12 August 21, 2011
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Vincent

He is extremly retarded and has the smallest penis in the world and can never get a girl cause he sucks big black cock and has nothing in life to love and he is retarded with a realy realy small penis
im lucky im not 5 "Vincent"
by vincent trang is retarded January 21, 2011
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