Jesse Ventura

former pro wresler, former Minnesota Governor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.
aka The Body, The Mind

I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.

by peaches406 March 16, 2004

ace ventura

a cover up name for girls gone wild

jacking off under a pillow, and naming a file ace ventura

by ggwrules October 19, 2009

Rusty Venture

A highly-disputed act of an erotic nature, with interpretations ranging from scatological acts to wildly inventive uses of peripheries (such as a snorkel). The most reasonable definition, based largely upon the nature of the man for whom it was named, is that it is not an act but a condition, namely chaffing, brought about by too much unlubricated masturbation.

Young Jack's unquenchable libido earned him a Rusty Venture mere days after he ran out of lotion.

by fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.

I got a Rusty Venture after that all night midget porn marathon.

by NovaReason November 26, 2010

Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.

Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.

by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009

Ventura

The humboldt of southern california. With more than half the county set as national forests more bulk herb comes out of here than anywhere else in southern california.

Damn man im so high i cant even open my eyes after a rip of that Ventura County Og

by Beverly42 April 13, 2010

ventsechs

the practice of having sex over ventrilo voicechat

Lisa gave me ventsechs last week for like 3 hours.

by cassius September 6, 2003