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Tiger

A very nice cat............
Careful, that Tiger will tear you apart!
by Malicious Matt September 4, 2005
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easy, Tiger

The term means "calm down" and "back-off," as they relate to being callous about your indiscretions. This may go hand in hand with not considering the ramifications their reveal would have on your life, career, family, and image.

Etymology: Tiger Woods redefined the term when his sexcapades became public in December 2009.
Married Woman #1: I've been chatting with all of these random college girls about hooking up. I think I can convince at least a few to play with me.

Woman #2: Easy, Tiger. I don't think you should be:
1: doing anything to risk your marriage and half of your stuff.
2: telling me, or anybody else about the stupid shit that you do.
3. seeking out fuck-buddies from a pool of those most likely to tell and ruin your life.
by immunetologic December 6, 2009
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tiger pwnt

stemming from owned, pwnt, or ownage, level of pwnage only reached thus far by Sigfried and Roy in which a tiger pwns you.
Sigfried: "And now, we will bring out out tigers!"
Audience member 1: "OMG!!, the tiger is pwning Sigfried."
Audience member 2: "Dude, that was massive tiger pwnt!"
by Simon Jr. January 24, 2006
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Tiger Woods

To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.
Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.
by Cunningest Linguist January 1, 2010
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tiger

a woman that rips the hell outta your back with her nails during sex.
" i've got scratches all over me from lastnight"
by Tiger January 24, 2004
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park a tiger on the rug

A New Zealand expression for vomiting.
If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!
by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003
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saber-toothed tiger

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.
Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
by Justin Goff March 1, 2009
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