twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

flaming twinkie

When a male rubs icy hot on his penis and ejaculates when his dick starts to burn.

John sure loves to put icy hot on his dick and have a flaming twinkie.

by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 17, 2017

stinky twinky

A smelly penis.

She tried to go down on him but he had a stinky twinky.

by Wicked001 January 3, 2015

Ink Twinkie

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....

"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

twinky dinky

The resulting item when you cut off someone's male genitalia, clean it out, and restuff it with twinkie filling.

Dude, if he doesn't chill out she is gonna make a twinky dinky outta him.

by Mama Kela December 22, 2020

twinkie meow

TWINKIE MEEEOOOOW!
The true Joe Moment

twinkie meow the cat from fortnite

by Gwee-duh September 21, 2020