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crafting a tweet

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.
by mortwister March 16, 2018
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platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.
After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.
by darshains July 21, 2018
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Tweeted

Being drunk or buzzed.
Fuck man, I'm tweeted.
by Redbeeerd August 9, 2018
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Dolores Corn Tweet

This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.
Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."
by Kenepin July 18, 2022
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My Tweets

Something you should turn into a book if I die.
Gina: If I die, turn my tweets into a book!
by JohnTheDork January 30, 2022
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tweet that!

The act of making a profound statement and then saying, "Tweet That!"...as if you have your Blackberry in your hand and posting a tweet of what you just said. Its like saying, "and you can take that to that bank!" at the end of a statement of purpose.
Jeff: Wesley, you going out tonight?
Wesley: Oh yeah, Tweet that!
by BadSon October 5, 2009
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Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends
Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief
by djb1905 April 1, 2020
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