Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 20, 2011

Tweet o'clock

The time period when the Shepherd usually tweets.
Tweet o'clock is between the hours of 10:30 and 11:30 pm EST.

Holy shit it's tweet o'clock!!!

by yumad112233 November 13, 2022

platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018

corpse tweet

Twitter feeds that are connected to auto-posting software and continue to Tweet after the company is closed.

Three months after their startup died, their corpse tweets kept getting pushed out ever day.

by kat071 May 24, 2015

live tweet

Something people usually hashtag when they want you to know what's happening currently, right here, right now

"I think my boyfriend is trying to break up with me rn #Live Tweet"

by Dealwidit January 11, 2015

Tweeted

Being drunk or buzzed.

Fuck man, I'm tweeted.

by Redbeeerd August 10, 2018

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018