Twat Block

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.

Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!

by Michael Hammond May 04, 2013

Twat stank

A vagina exuding a foul odor. Especially during foreplay.

Ricky: Oh, yeah. Let me finger that pussy.

Shelly: Oh! *moans*

Ricky: OH MY GOD GIRL! You got some nasty twat stank!

by Antimony Pentafluoride May 29, 2010

Java twat

A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.

That Steve is such a java twat.

by softwareSpack February 02, 2010

Bumblebee twat

One who chooses to disengage from social interactions, goes to sleep early, or refuses any form of partying due to being the smallest form of a “pussy” mankind could conceive.

*Phone rings*
Friend 1: “Hey man, me and some of the boys are heading down to the quad for a sick rage-r. You down?”

Friend 2: “Sorry brosef, I think I am going to take a nap like a lil’ bumblebee twat”

by Yeaha Shuryabetcha June 21, 2019

twat taco

A vulgar term commonly employed to describe the vagina of a Hispanic or latina woman.

That Tijuana whore sure had a juicy twat taco!

by macrent2 November 15, 2009

twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

by Sexier Joe April 22, 2007

Twat-Bomb

The act of dropping one's vagina into the face of another man or woman.

(The female version of a Tea Bag)

EXAMPLE 1
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?

Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.

EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.

by AgNO_3 February 28, 2009