twat

Alternate use: for Twitter spammers.

Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.

"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?"

(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."

by elleoelle October 12, 2009

twat

An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.

Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.

Mallory still throws temper-tantrums like a two-year-old.

I know- she is such a "twat."

Agreed.

by lihop2u August 26, 2010

Twat

The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"

Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long

by Takkers May 4, 2009

twat

moron, clueless, lights are on but noone is home, fool,

talking the elusive left twat here,

Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat

by tdatoz September 9, 2008

Twat

the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

by MOOSY July 30, 2008

twat

Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter

I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.

by jaystar403 July 25, 2011

Twat-Bomb

The act of dropping one's vagina into the face of another man or woman.

(The female version of a Tea Bag)

EXAMPLE 1
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?

Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.

EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.

by AgNO_3 February 28, 2009