talking the elusive left twat here,
Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with
what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.
Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat
Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with
what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.
Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat
by tdatoz September 9, 2008
Get the twatmug. An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.
Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.
Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.
by lihop2u August 26, 2010
Get the twatmug. by Takkers May 4, 2009
Get the Twatmug. Alternate use: for Twitter spammers.
Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.
Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.
"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?"
(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."
(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."
by elleoelle October 12, 2009
Get the twatmug. 
Tom: That guy is a twat!
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.
by Nooboob February 20, 2010
Get the Twatmug. The act of dropping one's vagina into the face of another man or woman.
(The female version of a Tea Bag)
(The female version of a Tea Bag)
EXAMPLE 1
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?
Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.
EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?
Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.
EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.
by AgNO_3 February 28, 2009
Get the Twat-Bombmug.