Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire

How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.

by Telephony December 9, 2019

Upward twisted kitty cat

The yoga position where her upper torso twisted through her legs while standing . She facing her kitty cat.

She was in the upward twisted kitty cat position to where she could almost taste herself. Leaving all three holes available for me.

by James Gresham November 2, 2023

Tea sweet and twisted

The latest gossip with all the juiciest and nastiest details.

Girl sit down and give me the tea sweet and twisted!

by Little Pajaro March 9, 2018

Wrong side of a Twisted Tea

The act of hitting a person with an object. Whooping someones ass. Beating a person up with an unsual object.

You are going to find yourself on the wrong side of a twisted tea in a minute.

by Demon1337 January 1, 2021

toasted

to toast. to insult. commonly said after a yo-mamma joke is performed.

Person A (To person B): "I heard your mom likes other women."
Person C (To person B): "Oo. Toasted."

by BallerinaLuver69 October 6, 2009

Twisted Scissor

similar to Scissoring, a couple locks legs at the hips and proceeds to rub anuses against each other. Often used by those with a preference for anal stimulation.

Hey Jerry, wrap those thunder thighs around me and let's rock out to some Twisted Scissor!

by MightyPez September 30, 2009

toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 9, 2019