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Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.
“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021
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fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.
Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night
by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007
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Carl Thomas

R&B singer best known for his album Emotional in 2000.
I just got that new Carl Thomas CD Emotional. It touched me deeply.
by darkking777 December 14, 2010
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Joleen Thomas

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas
by Duh vin March 5, 2019
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full thomas

when someone goes as hard as possible with whatever action applicable (see episode 1, season 1 of queer eye)

synonyms: no-holds bared; pulling out all the stops; full send; being extra
Beth: "I'm about to go full thomas and send this risky text, do you think he likes me back?"

Ashley: "She was only supposed to have one drink, but she's gone full thomas."
by astupidlittlehoe April 15, 2020
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milk and toast kind of guy

A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
by arisaboss March 1, 2011
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Portugese French Toast

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.
"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"
by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012
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