the longest yard

The act of pleasing yourself through anal penetration, the teasing of your scrotum, and the sucking of your toes all at once.

I got bored last not so I locked the door drew the blinds and attempted the longest yard.

by Broseidon the bruh July 20, 2014

yard work

Sex. Usually in public, but it can be a tool shed if you're a pussy and scared of getting caught.

I was doing yard work the other day and her father saw me!

by JR312 September 28, 2005

yard tard

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

by Ryan BasTARD December 27, 2007

yard farming

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.

Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.

by Hardly September 9, 2013

Yard Stick

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.

Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"

by Brengland February 6, 2010

yard pig

Prostitute found at truck stops

I just dropped off a yard pig that hitch a ride with me from Texas.

by cacapoopoo October 24, 2007

Stomp the yard

One of the stupidest phrases known to the English language. Yard is a derivative of grass and makes hardly any noise when stomped on.

Stop saying "stomp the yard" Tim, it's stupid.

by Tinky2020 April 8, 2020