tinderbender

A fart so massive it could bend a wooden bench.

Yesterday at the park John ripped a tinderbender and broke the bench.

by FartMasta69 May 26, 2010

tinderella

An attractive female discovered through the tinder dating application.

I saw this absolute tinderella on tinder.

by Kirbyjam October 21, 2013

tinkerbell

a pixie type like fairy who at one point was simply a guide used by peterpan to travel from the neverland to the real world. disney has commercialized her and now she has become nothing but a lying cunt who lies to children about dreams coming true while presenting false hope. research has shown that such lies can greatly affect young children psychologically.

child: will i ever be able to walk?

tinkerbell: yes! yes! dreams CAN come true.

the world: bullshit...

by tubtito April 4, 2009

Tankery

A roblox game run by "GregTame" The Developer Of the Game

Player 1: hey wanna play Tankery It's a tank game made by GregTame
Player 2: Sure bro

by BGP1 (T-64) January 13, 2020

Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.

I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

tanker

some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.

"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."

"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"

by meech May 24, 2005

tinkerbelling

The act of rubbing ones penis in rapid strokes on the woman's clitoris

That bitch needed some tinkerbelling before I thrusted my meat into her...

by Anonymous April 7, 2003