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Tila Tequila

1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits.

2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her.

3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.
"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board!"

"Yea, that was Tila Tequila."
by The Planet Earth September 12, 2009
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TILF

"Timber I'd Like to Fuck." Used to refer to a sexually attractive, hardcore fan of the Portland Timbers Football Club, of either sex. Person of reference is generally a member of the Timbers Army. Can also be used in reference to any current or former Timbers player or member of the Timbers coaching staff.
Fan 1: Dude, that girl's got a BIG axe!
Fan 2: Oh, what a TILF!
Fan 1: I've got wood. TIMBERS! *** TIMBERS! ***
by [AOP] Chief December 9, 2010
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Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.
by Tressel March 26, 2008
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Till Tart

Teenage girls working on the checkout of supermarkets. Unwelcoming, rude and generally useless. But you still would.
Dave; Jesus! Stu did you see the hot girl on the checkout?
Stu; Yeah bro, what a flithy Till Tart!
by Danny_Dubya August 15, 2009
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till death do us part

a phrase that, apparently most people don't actually mean when they get married
did you know that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce? I guess "till death do us part" means nothing anymore
by raindropsonkittens January 7, 2019
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xo till we overdose

xo till we overdose, abbreviated XOTWOD, has to do with the weeknd and his fan base

xo means the drugs ecstasy and oxycontin / the weeknd’s record label

if you are a fan of abel, you should know this

#XOTWOD FOREVERRR
“bro i love abel so much goddamn

“same bro xo till we overdose forever
by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022
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that’s a tilter

Whenever something bad happens to you or another person.
Something that tilts you and affects your mood in a negative way.

When your lecture has been moved from one location to the other, and now you’re going to be late.

“THAT’S A TILTER!”
by Johannes Dypperen October 27, 2017
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