Jeans and Thongs Kinda Guy

Jeans: Often in flare cut
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.

That guy Derrick is definately a jeans and thongs kinda guy

by mouse July 28, 2004

thong modeling

Posing, professionally or not, in a thong bathing suit or underwear.

After stripping to my thong, my partner insisted that I do a little thong modeling for her friends in the sitting room.

by sasgon October 13, 2008

Taylor Thong

When a girl's thong is sticking out of her jeans, and you just can't stop staring.

I turned around only to be distracted by a Taylor Thong that was brightly colored.

by The Best13 May 1, 2011

schlongs in thongs

An amusing way to refer to male transvestites and pre-op transexuals, in the same vein as other rhyming or alliterative means of alleviating the ridiculousness of encountering men who are so psychologically damaged that they believe they are actually women trapped in men's bodies, because no-one has bothered to explain to them that they have X and Y chromosomes whereas women have only X chromosomes, and that their assertion that they are female is therefore medically and scientifically impossible.

See also:
chicks with dicks, cocks in frocks, sluts with nuts, dames with dongs, women with wangs, girls with grapes, princesses with penises, mums with plums, lads in lingerie, gals with balls, boys with boobs

I have an annual subscription to Schlongs in Thongs.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Tongan

A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.

Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.

by California1800 November 4, 2007

Thong

simply the hottest piece of clothing a chick can wear. hott as hell.

take off the thong and lets see if it gets better.

by martin! April 9, 2006

Thong

An undergarment for use at parties etc.
An external garment for use in Music Videos. (see: Britney Spears)

-Pull up your damn pants, I can see your thong.
-Somebody set us up the thong.

by Dr. Horatio MacTavish January 12, 2002